Some guy wrote this diary post at k5 complaining about stupid corporate-speak phrases like

Going forward, I’d like to touch base about getting more value-added metrics concerning the mission critical legacy informatics.

I used to hear meaningless gibberish like that all the time.

Now that I’m working for myself, I may have a lot of stress about other stuff, and way more work to do, but at least I don’t have to hear that kind of idiocy.