That American Apparel dude has gone mad with power

One explanation for this is that he is trying to prove to his oligarch friends that he can make people buy anything. Or maybe he built some kind of matter / anti-matter thing, where he can harness all the irony released by people walking around wearing these.

The site has a few pictures and this one is my favorite:

Fanny Pack + stretch pants

I especially like how the guy individual modeling the fanny pack for us is also wearing gray stretch pants. Well, at least now he or she has a place to put his or her wallet and/or car keys.

Sidenote: this blog required a new category. I can’t think of any other points to make about fanny packs, so it might be a while before I write anything else on this subject.