Category Archives: funny
Searching for hipsters at an Astros game
Good video. Why doesn’t the Plain Dealer do stuff like this?
The coming economic recession will give us more time for important research like this
New favorite blog
It’s this guy. He starts with this awesome quote about last week’s BSG:
Gaeta is being all pissy about having one leg and having to reach for objects on the ground. He should take Tigh’s eye-patch and get a parrot.
And then the clenches victory with with this story. I haven’t read anything that awesomely gross-out hilarious since this masterpiece.
Marvelous compost bin
Completely unrelated: this set of photos on flickr is really neat. Fashion students at Virginia Commonwealth University were given an assignment to design an abaya. Heard about it on The World on PRI.
Now to the main point. This is why you don’t mess with Texas. We already have fire ants, which can literally breathe fire. And now, we have ants that will eat your iPod while you watch. From the article:
Worse, they, like some other species of ants, are attracted to electrical equipment, for reasons that are not well understood by scientists.
They have ruined pumps at sewage pumping stations, fouled computers and at least one homeowner’s gas meter, and caused fire alarms to malfunction. They have been spotted at NASA’s Johnson Space Center and close to Hobby Airport, though they haven’t caused any major problems there yet.
They’re clearly saving NASA for some darker purpose.
Exterminators say calls from frustrated homeowners and businesses are increasing because the ants — which are starting to emerge by the billions with the onset of the warm, humid season — appear to be resistant to over-the-counter ant killers.
“The population built up so high that typical ant controls simply did no good,” said Jason Meyers, an A&M doctoral student who is writing his dissertation on the one-eighth-inch-long ant.
It’s not enough just to kill the queen. Experts say each colony has multiple queens that have to be taken out.
Hell yeah. I’m rooting for the ants. Let this insectocalypse begin!
You Suck at Photoshop #1
Thanks go to Natalie for this link.
What is the connection between IM IN YOUR MANGER… and Venture Brothers?
This video is great. One of the voice actors sounds a lot like Monarch henchman #24.
Franz Kafka would like this
I got a subscription to Backyard Poultry magazine earlier this year. It’s awesome. This month’s issue led me to to the City Chicken website. And that led me to this hilarious video that chronicles one man’s quest to find out if he can raise chickens in Chicago:
Update: Cleveland Heights has an ordnance against keeping chickens. Grr. Maybe I can team with the libertarian dude down the street and make a run for city council to get this thrown out.